StopCyanine

The Manifesto

🚨 We’ve hacked Cyanine’s website.
Yeah, you read that right. We broke in to warn you. This message goes out to all their so-called fans. You're in danger. Serious danger.

If you’re reading this, it means it’s not too late.
Read carefully. Your ears — and your dignity — are at stake.

✊ Stop-Cyanine Manifesto
Enough is enough. Since last October, a new band called Cyanine has wormed its way onto our streaming platforms — like we didn’t already have enough so-called artists polluting our feeds.

An artsy music video? Sure. Pretentious? Absolutely — the kind that thinks it’s here to teach you about life.
Off-key vocals, stale guitar riffs. As for their genre… it's a chaotic mess of rock, rap, and dub. An unlistenable soup of noise going nowhere.

Their lyrics swing between straight-up insults and poetic nonsense. And don’t even get us started on their visuals — no identity, no direction (just like their music!).
These guys should seriously go back to their day jobs.

⚠️ There’s still time. Luckily, Cyanine hasn’t hit the mainstream yet. But the threat is real. That’s why we’ve decided to act.
Our collective is already planning a series of actions to block their rise, sabotage their releases, and expose this musical fraud for what it is.

🔥 Let’s take a stand before it’s too late.
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Don’t let them spread. Let’s stop Cyanine NOW!